FUNNY JOKS

Larkio k chakar may mat Parhna

Larkio k chakar may mat Parhna "Dosto
Q k..

Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha

...Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha

Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha
Aur end main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha.......

      Aay watan kay sajeelay syasat dano

                                                            Aay watan kay sajeelay syasat dano.

Saray raqbay tumharay liey hain.

Kotthiyon kay talabgar ho tum. Platon kay parastar ho tum.

Zalalat ki zinda misalo, saray qarzay tumharay liey hain.

Tum hi say qaim budget ka khasara.

Lahoo pi lo gharibon ka sara. Aey jahanum kay zinda nishano,

sary funds tumharay liey hain. Aey Pak watan kay ghaddaro.

O America kay wafadaro ye jitni bhi hain is jahan mein

sari lanatain tumharay liey hain.

             Larkiyon ke chakkar

Larkiyon ke chakkar main mat parhna,

Yeh aati hain HEER ki tarha

Lagti hain KHEER ki tarha

Chubti hain TEER Ki tarha

Or

Halat kr deti hain FAKEER ki tarha.

My Black is sweet heart

Black pure Black

My Black is sweet heart

Get out the whiteness

Kuch samjh aayi

Nahi

To

Phir samjho

Kala shah kala

Mara kala ha dildar

Goryan nu dafa karo!

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 Husband Vs Wife - Small funny Conversations !!!


Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?

It means, Without Information, Fighting Every time!

Wife: No darling, it means,

With Idiot For Ever

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Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping

Pills.

Wife: When must I give them to him?

Doctor: They are for you

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Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.

Husband: You should have known it the minute

I asked you to marry me.

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Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.

So I bought 3 movie tickets.

Wife: Why Three?

Husband: For you and your parents

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Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?

A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

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After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,

You know, I was a fool when I married you.

The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice